Fitness Thread

I like to keep my body in shape in case of a Canadian attack. Sadly in Wisconsin we don't have a lot of protein, we subsist on fish and pig, not any milk giving animals. I guess u could make pig milk but that has been outlawed due to the steroids we give pigs to make them beefy. I however found a way to extract the steroids from the pig milk and I use those to give me an edge in my body workouts. Every day I do full body workouts till I collapse, I need to be in top shape in case of an invasion.

Do any of u keep up on your fitness? Tell me your routine down below. And more ways to get protein, I need better ways.

baneCENTRIST wrote:

Do any of u keep up on your fitness? Tell me your routine down below. And more ways to get protein, I need better ways.

i eat skeeter burgers usually but i know bugs freak some people out! ha ha! cleaner than pigs i always say

baneCENTRIST wrote:

I like to keep my body in shape in case of a Canadian attack. Sadly in Wisconsin we don't have a lot of protein, we subsist on fish and pig, not any milk giving animals. I guess u could make pig milk but that has been outlawed due to the steroids we give pigs to make them beefy. I however found a way to extract the steroids from the pig milk and I use those to give me an edge in my body workouts. Every day I do full body workouts till I collapse, I need to be in top shape in case of an invasion.

Do any of u keep up on your fitness? Tell me your routine down below. And more ways to get protein, I need better ways.

i dont work out too much but i do know a couple ways for protein as i like my muscles and want to feed them too if u can grow beans or spinach that is good just be careful the spinach doesnt hurt u when u harvest it i recommend u blend these together with a splash of water yeast and however much fruit juice u want